Tuesday, 15 March 2011

N-Hubz goes international!

Evening all!
So, apparently my blogging genius is more appreciated across the pond!I have some Yanks and a Canadian following my blog according to the latest stats!Iv broken America!Even Robbie Williams couldnt do that which is why he had to make friends with Take That again! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
   Im not so bovv about the European countries. They will read anything.

United States

In other news Tom (my ginger boyfriend) has gotten to round two of the application to be Charlie Sheens Intern!LOL. Im not quite sure what this means and how many rounds there are but still, something to put on your CV right?I hate Charlie Sheen. He is a glorified cokehead and should probably be put on an island with Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, Whitney Houston and all of the glorified cokeheads that the public seem to be so intrigued by.


Thursday, 3 March 2011


Hello all. 
SO good and bad news this week. I got onto my Masters course

Need a 2.1 though.Oh well, it can be done. Bye bye social life. I have been working on my dissertation at a snails pace. So far I have 700/10,000 words-so getting there! Plus I NEED to go out tonight because its election night for SUSU pres and various sabbaticals, some of whom happen to be my friends. Also its an excuse to get drunk. 
All the campaigning has been rather  exciting and interesting. It clearly isn't just a popularity contest, these student do feel quite passionate about our union. Some really mature and well thought out proposals were put forth by the candidates throughout the campaigning. Seemed kind of like a microcosm of the general elections. Except Cameron, Clegg and Brown didnt go around campaigning with fake tashes and animal costumes. Anyway,I am quite keen to run for Welfare sabb next year. I already have alot of good ideas that wont go up on here as they are so genius, people will steal them. Im rather enthused! My slogan (coz my name is Nathalie Hulbert) will be N-Hubz-na na naaaaaaai, no more sad faces at Southampton! Genius!

In other news, guess who I love who this time last week I hated...

That is right, much to the disgust of my peers, I am now a belieber!!!
I went to see Never say Never yesterday and im not even being sarcastic-it was a truly inspiring story. He has had to work pretty hard from a very young age to get to where he is now. Plus anyone with the balls to run up to Usher and be like "im your biggest fan let me sing one of your songs for you" and keeps going even when brushed aside gets my vote. If he is a bit bratty its coz he's young. He's new to the fame thing and doesn't know how to respond. LEAVE BIEBER ALONE!!!!Plus he taught me everything I know about love....
Back to bad news now...I burnt my hand!!!!!

My hand is on fiiiiiiiiiire
Not cool!!I burnt it yesterday making Thai red curry.I had to eat it with one hand in a bowl of water. Got a bit messy. Then I put a disinfectant bandage on it til it heals up, which makes me look like im really ghetto (which I am) and have been in a fight. 
Who the fuck invented pans with metal handles!!! Did they not do science SATs!!!METAL CONDUCTS HEAT!Even I know that!!!Being that stupid they really should not be in the pan making industry. Right, back to work/maybe having some pasta. I love carbs.



Friday, 25 February 2011


Well, shows what your know MUM! EIGHT people have asked me to start blogging again!They said my posts weren't boring and she was just jealous! So yeh, how are you all?Good. SOOO much has changed since I last blogged. For a start, my ceiling fell through!That was bad...
Me in the wake of the destruction.                                                                   

Then it got fixed which was good. Still, it happened a week before exams-NOT COOL POSH PADS! Plus, Im only gonna get like 30 quid compensation.You cant get anything with 30 quid!
  Hmmm what else is news. Still not feelin the whole degree thing and am distinctly average compared to my very intellectual course mates. Oh well at least I have my dazzling wit and sparkling personality to back me up. I have also applied to do a much more interesting MSc in Marketing Management. The megalomaniacs haven't got back to me yet so I assuming that its a yes. 
   Oh and I have brown hair now with a fringe. I figured it would make me seem more intellectual. Hasn't worked. The fringe has covered up my gigantic fivehead though yaaay.
Right I must get back to work. I am currently in the library trying to do some dissertation work. I am basically arguing that Britain is ruled by the rich and the rest of us civilians may as well give up and be oppressed by them forever more. I dont actually feel like that but Clare Saunders said it has to be interesting and engaging from the very beginning. With this in mind, I may start the dissertation with...
BOOM!That was the sound of the oppression bomb being detonated by British Politicians, exploding everywhere and destroying the freedom of  your very soul.
Sounds like a 1st already right? Cool best crack on with the rest of it now...



Sunday, 19 December 2010

The end of the road?

I'm starting to think my blog is stupid. My mum read it and then said "this is really boring". This distressed me greatly. I guess there is no theme to my blog. Just my inner turmoil and triumphs. Maybe could develop a theme. Like a political one?or one publishing my awesome poems?Argggh but that is effort and I have bigger fish to fry. rite now I like just publishing these streams of consciousness. Oh well. maybe I'll keep a diary instead. Just write in this blog when I have an inspiring or relevant thought. Well thank you to all 10 followers, its been emotional. Farewell.

Thursday, 9 December 2010

me again!

Just have to post this wonderful follow up to the announcement of my debut album "horizontal days"

Ronak said:- "cannot wait for the release of horizontal dayz lol! featuring the hit smash singles 'You What??', 'Politricks 4 Real' and the epic ballad 'Ain't no n*gger got a thang on my ginger (apart from maybe mark kenya) ft mc westg8' " 

Made me laugh for quite a long time.
This is Ronak btw (the really excited looking one in the middle)

this is me laughing at his joke

Ok as you can tell im very bored. Iv done 0/3000 words for this essay. I simply do not care if China and Japan will ever be friends. Had the worst semi today (seminar). I looked reaaaaalllllyyyy stupid  coz i started rambling on about China in relation to "the rest of "SouthEast Asia. Lena than proceeded to tell me that China wasnt in south east Asia. I then tried to change the subject by asking her what her favourite Asian country was. This essay will be interesting...

   Maybe ill sort my secret santa present out. Its gonna be well good...watch this space.


                                                                          An Ode to Ronak

             Ronak, Ronak, where for art thou?
            We used to live together, but im somewhere else now.
            I'll be there in spirit, on the side of the couch
           Kicking BoySam, whilst he cries "ouch".
          You'll laugh like a girl, at me being mean
          and cry "dont Nat, he hasnt got a spleen"
         But no, theres a space and the sofa looks bleak,
         A single tear will roll down your little Asian cheek.
         Dont worry young Ronak, we will reunite
         Once Matt and Boysam, stop being little gobshites.



Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Horizontal Days.

Hello All.
Wow its 2.30 and I have an essay due in, in 24 hours :O.And no, it is not finished and even worthy of a 2.2. What is happeninggggg?I have had 9 hours sleep, a hangover coke, toast, loads of water and my advent calender chocolate and im STILL bearing the brunt of last nights alcohol fuelled antics!!Im getting too old for this shit, was fun though!!!!Probably one of the best nights in my 3 years at uni.  I'll look back at this blog and think about how I had it so easy!U cant down quad vods and dance like you've been possessed by a retarded Beyonce when you have kids and a job (well you could but only if your kids are chavs and you work in ASDA). Some of my refined snobbery coming through!well I am from Surrey daaahling! (I should point out that im not actually a snob and theres nothing wrong with working in ASDA, I work at the Sausage shack for Gods sake!). Anywaaaay as I was saying, last night was blaaaaady amazing. We danced for 5 hours straight, I was able to reunite with my old house bff, spend time with my housemates (first time we've all been out as a house) and dance with my coursemates all in one place!!Sickkkk.
 However today is going to be one of those "horizontal days" (incidentally, iv decided if I ever make it as a straight up gangsta rapper, which I probably will, my albums is going to be called "Horizontal Dayz").I can barely move, my brain has broken and I still have series 3 of Waterloo Road to finish ( I love Mr Clarkson -->). Therefore I will spend the whole day lying down, hence the term "horizontal days". I love hangovers, they are so luxurious and indulgent :)

Goodbye all

Monday, 29 November 2010

Tamagotchi Land: My debut!

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