Sunday, 19 December 2010

The end of the road?

I'm starting to think my blog is stupid. My mum read it and then said "this is really boring". This distressed me greatly. I guess there is no theme to my blog. Just my inner turmoil and triumphs. Maybe could develop a theme. Like a political one?or one publishing my awesome poems?Argggh but that is effort and I have bigger fish to fry. rite now I like just publishing these streams of consciousness. Oh well. maybe I'll keep a diary instead. Just write in this blog when I have an inspiring or relevant thought. Well thank you to all 10 followers, its been emotional. Farewell.

Thursday, 9 December 2010

me again!

Just have to post this wonderful follow up to the announcement of my debut album "horizontal days"

Ronak said:- "cannot wait for the release of horizontal dayz lol! featuring the hit smash singles 'You What??', 'Politricks 4 Real' and the epic ballad 'Ain't no n*gger got a thang on my ginger (apart from maybe mark kenya) ft mc westg8' " 

Made me laugh for quite a long time.
This is Ronak btw (the really excited looking one in the middle)

this is me laughing at his joke

Ok as you can tell im very bored. Iv done 0/3000 words for this essay. I simply do not care if China and Japan will ever be friends. Had the worst semi today (seminar). I looked reaaaaalllllyyyy stupid  coz i started rambling on about China in relation to "the rest of "SouthEast Asia. Lena than proceeded to tell me that China wasnt in south east Asia. I then tried to change the subject by asking her what her favourite Asian country was. This essay will be interesting...

   Maybe ill sort my secret santa present out. Its gonna be well this space.


                                                                          An Ode to Ronak

             Ronak, Ronak, where for art thou?
            We used to live together, but im somewhere else now.
            I'll be there in spirit, on the side of the couch
           Kicking BoySam, whilst he cries "ouch".
          You'll laugh like a girl, at me being mean
          and cry "dont Nat, he hasnt got a spleen"
         But no, theres a space and the sofa looks bleak,
         A single tear will roll down your little Asian cheek.
         Dont worry young Ronak, we will reunite
         Once Matt and Boysam, stop being little gobshites.



Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Horizontal Days.

Hello All.
Wow its 2.30 and I have an essay due in, in 24 hours :O.And no, it is not finished and even worthy of a 2.2. What is happeninggggg?I have had 9 hours sleep, a hangover coke, toast, loads of water and my advent calender chocolate and im STILL bearing the brunt of last nights alcohol fuelled antics!!Im getting too old for this shit, was fun though!!!!Probably one of the best nights in my 3 years at uni.  I'll look back at this blog and think about how I had it so easy!U cant down quad vods and dance like you've been possessed by a retarded Beyonce when you have kids and a job (well you could but only if your kids are chavs and you work in ASDA). Some of my refined snobbery coming through!well I am from Surrey daaahling! (I should point out that im not actually a snob and theres nothing wrong with working in ASDA, I work at the Sausage shack for Gods sake!). Anywaaaay as I was saying, last night was blaaaaady amazing. We danced for 5 hours straight, I was able to reunite with my old house bff, spend time with my housemates (first time we've all been out as a house) and dance with my coursemates all in one place!!Sickkkk.
 However today is going to be one of those "horizontal days" (incidentally, iv decided if I ever make it as a straight up gangsta rapper, which I probably will, my albums is going to be called "Horizontal Dayz").I can barely move, my brain has broken and I still have series 3 of Waterloo Road to finish ( I love Mr Clarkson -->). Therefore I will spend the whole day lying down, hence the term "horizontal days". I love hangovers, they are so luxurious and indulgent :)

Goodbye all