Monday, 29 November 2010

Tamagotchi Land: My debut!

Tamagotchi Land: My debut!: "Welllll looks like I finally conformed. Think this blog is going be a main tool for procrastination, also a method of emptying my ever clutt..."

Sunday, 28 November 2010

words of hatred and anger but also joy.

This is a list of things that have annoyed me and made me joyful over the past few days.It would be easier to categorize my woes and joys.
  • Showbiz:-
  • I had a dream that Alan Sugar was holding us all at gunpoint in a warehouse and now I dont like him anymore.
  • I have grown very disillusioned by Cher Lloyd's "swagga". Now I think she's just a brat. Also she needs to eat a pie.I still want her to win though.
  • Now I have "Turn my swag on" in my head. 
  • Weather 
  • Its -1000 degrees outside and this has created many subannoyances such as...
  • I cannot feel my usual sexy and alluring self wearing three jumpers. 
  • I just want to be in bed ALL the time which in turn means...
  • Academia
  • MASSIVELY behind on work. I think the uni should give us an extension on our deadlines so we can hibernate for a little while.
  • I dont give a fuck about the transformations in east Asia, which is a shame as I have a 3000 word essay and 2 hour exam on it soon. Would help if our lecturer wasnt a quivering wreck
  • Image
  • I have two new spots.
  • I need to insulate myself coz its so COLD, which in turn means im eating twice as much and am developing a rather fat face.O well, makes me look kinder.
  • Love Life.
  • My scented candle has run out n Westgate's about to come over and make my room smell.
  • Financial
  • Student loans company have fucked up and I have to ring them to get monies
  • Work have lost all my work details so im owed two months pay which ill never get coz head office are a bunch of CORRUPT LIARS.
  • I have a dress that i need to take back coz it was too big but its past the refund date and I probs wont get my money back.
Ok Technically i should try and think of things that have made me happy over the past few days, so im not so filled with venom and disdain.
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  • I met Ted from Scrubs. he was nice. 
  • Wagners gone from X Factor and im glad coz he was quite rapey.                                                                                                                           Academia:-
  • First bit of coursework back-got 65, not too shabby.
  • I've finally found the perfect Post-Grad course in marketing and its right here in wonderful Southampton                                                                                                                                                  Love-Life
  • Despite Toms flatulence he still makes me happier than I thought any guy could ever make me.               
  •  House.
  • Right now im enjoying nothing more than a chilled cosy night in with the girls watching crap TV and eating delicious meals .
  • We are all (hopefully) going to Dublin when Jan exams are done
  • We are all definitely going to the winter ball which is in just over a week :)
  • Me and Sam got very drunk last night and discovered that we were better dancers than Cher Lloyd, with much more swagga and definitely have a chance of becoming professional hip hop dancers.
  • Mel's brought us delicious cake.
That's my week summarized.
Ok im going to bed BYEEEEE xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thursday, 25 November 2010

My debut!

Welllll looks like I finally conformed. Think this blog is going be a main tool for procrastination, also a method of emptying my ever cluttered head. Also I want to follow Westgate's blog and mock him.Surely that doesnt make me like those "cyber bullys" you hear about on the news?Oh well he deserves to be mocked. Anywhooo, never really got the point of blogging (other than my ones mentioned above'). You cant be really honest on it, not like a diary. Its like facebook statuses. Facebook asks you to say "whats on your mind?"-but the few people that actually say what is on their mind (e.g.- Chloe* thinks someone needs to grow up...Jessica* is really horny...Matt* reckons we shuld deport those fuckin poppy burnin muslims etc etc)- end up  being laughed at and shunned forever more! I should know, me and my cruel housemates have spend many an hour loling and shunning said people.
Oh well, we'll see how this goes. Could be fun :). Time for a cigarette, a cup of tea and  some actual real life work!